Nothing on this page has anything to do with Turkish food, except that I was eating it at the time that I drew these things. There is a restaurant in NYC called “Turkish Cuisine” (no, seriously) and everything they serve is amazing, AND there is Turkish coffee. Which…wow. Talk about a magical experience.
“Douche vowels,” by the way, refer to those extra vowels that people add to words when they want to elevate the class of something without looking up the correct linguistics. I think “correct linguistics” might be incorrect, though.